version 7 by AW Freyr
Often, the description is not enough for truly complex pages. If you want something with really complicated prose, the page-output rule is where to put it.
A page-output rule for ReallyBoringSpeech:
say "[one of]'Read my lips, no new bad things.'[or]'I desire peace between humans and fish.'[or]'I am not a crook.'[at random]".
If there is also a description, that will also be printed after the page-output rules fire.